An attempt to reach the web based generation
This webpage aims to engage students of chemistry who spends most of their time with their PC's and laptops. Through this site, they will be able to download syllabus, lectures, assignments they have missed during class.
STUDENT OF THE MONTH
BIOCHEMISTRY
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CHEMISTRY HUMOR
A Chemical is a Substance that:
An organic chemist turns into a foul odor.
An analytical chemist turns into a procedure.
A physical chemist turns into a straight line.
A biochemist turns into a helix.
A chemical engineer turns into a profit.
Organic chemistry is the study of carbon compounds; biochemistry is the study of carbon compounds that wriggle.
Rules of the Lab
If an experiment works, something has gone wrong.
When you don't know what you're doing, do it neatly.
Experiments must be reproducible, they should fail the same way each time.
First draw your curves, then plot your data.
Experience is directly proportional to equipment ruined.
Always keep a record of your data. It indicates that you have been working.
To do a lab really well, have your report done well in advance.
If you can't get the answer in the usual manner, start at the answer and derive the question.
In case of doubt, make it sound convincing.
Do not believe in miracles - rely on them.
Teamwork is essential, it allows you to blame someone else.
All unmarked beakers contain fast-acting, extremely toxic poisons.
No experiment is a complete failure. At least it can serve as a negative example.
Any delicate and expensive piece of glassware will break before any use can be made of it.
Q: Why are chemists great for solving problems?
A: They have all the solutions.
A: They have all the solutions.